Bijuu Nursery xD

[PyroPuppet]

A small, utterly deformed and spikey shell popped up from behind a lamp. Little circular feet shuffled across the floor to behind some random shelf unit thing. A soft recantgular thing popped out the front of the shell, opening it's pointy, fleshy teeth type things to reveal two golden eyes and a odd looking mouth. The thing shuffled over to Zetsu's feet, poking his toe with one of the pointy flesh things on his head. Isonade, the name of the creature, looked up at Zetsu with watery eyes. "Fishy fooood?" He muttered, barely audible.

[.:Uchiha Itachi:.]

The arrogant Uchiha stiffened slightly as Zetsu whiped the blood from him. He had worked with the plant man before, but he was still slightly puzzled by Zetsu's ways. Shaking off the feeling that enveloped him, he nodded slowly.

"I can't possibly leave you here alone though..." he said, motioning to all of the miniature bijuu moving about the room.

It was the truth. If were to leave Zetsu alone, who knows what would happen. No. He would stay, even if it pushed every last bit of sanity from him.

He turned to Raijuu, scooping the weasel up in his arms, and handed him the bottle he had previously thrust at the six tails. He would have to use a lighter tone after all. By now the wailing creature had dulled to a low sniffle, thankfully, allowing his headache to subside a little.

[crappy post x] ]

[Dojo]

Kaku purred as Zetsu cradled him and patted his head. This place might not be too bad today if this man was working here all day. That Itachi was the one he didn't like. Or the one with the pen. Once, the badger got pen-tacked by him! This thought made him shiver and he tried to bury himself further into his holder's arms. "Bad people..." he muttered, whining softly once more.

[SHORT POSTS NEED TO DIIIIIE.]

[Zetty/Alfred]

OoC::

Mygod.
I had to write this reply five different times because my mum would kill the power on the computer when ever I got even close to finishing it. This has, of course, killed my original enthusiasm to write this reply. Soyeah. Don'tkillmeifitseemsboringplz. >w<;

BiC::

" Well, it wouldn't be leaving me alone. There is Kakuzu, " His yellow eyes wandered to the obviously angered man. He shrugged his shoulders, glancing back over to the Uchiha. " But I guess that isn't much when you think about it, being he's too busy to pay attention to his surroundings.. " Well, it was a mixture of anger and devastation. Mostly anger, though. Which brought the question to Zetsu's mind. Why hire Kakuzu? The same Kakuzu that was known for murdering each person he worked with? Didn't that sort of.. put the children here in grave danger?

People might ask the same question about hiring a cannibal, but Zetsu was a lot more tame than Kakuzu. Especially since Zetsu had his own child to look after at home. Friggin' Kisame, refusing to pay child support. He slightly gritted his teeth at the thought, zoning out for a moment. Zetsu quickly let go of his anger as he felt a sharp prod to his foot, bringing him back down from his thoughts that danced like the flames of hell. Isonade, hmm? Seeing as Kaku wasn't being troublesome at the moment, and just seemed to want to be held, Zetsu carefully placed the tiny bijuu next to his head within the fly trap. It was safe, yes, and rather cozy. Zetsu just couldn't afford to hold the bijuu while he had other things to tend to.

Reaching down he picked up the deformed turtle. " Hungry? " He spoke in a soft tone, rubbing the head of the turtle before heading to where the food was kept. He carefully avoided stepping on Kyuubi, and stepped over Houkou with ease. Ch. It helped to have experience with children when working at a daycare for bijuu, hmm?

Kakuzu watched as the nine tailed abomination hopped from the desk, knocking off the majority of the papers in it's stride. Pfft. Sighing deeply, letting his anger go, he started to collect the papers. At least none of them were horribly ripped up.

OoC::
Lawlz.
Mommy Zetsu = love.

[.:Uchiha Itachi:.]

[lol. YAY FOR SUSAN!~~]

"True....True..."

Itachi shrugged. There was some truth to Zetsu's words. Techincally he wouldn't be leaving the man alone with Kakuzu around. Then again, there was the fact that the man was a killer. But weren't they all.

The dark haired Uchiha cast his attention to the small bijuu in his arms. By now Raijuu had finished the food he had been given, and was resting peacefully in his arms. Turning the weasel over slowly, he stooped down, and replaced it on the closest blue coushin.

"And now for that mess...." he said softly, and slightly monotonic as he looked over at the shards of glass caused by Houkou's crash. They couldn't leave the mess there much longer, or someone, namely one of the bijuu, would end up hurting themselves.

He walked over to the area of the nursery where they stored the cleaning tools, muttering several curses about how much he disliked this job and how he wished the bijuu would do less rough housing. About how he wished the Kyuubi didn't have that nasty chewing habit of his. He reached out, and grasped a broom and dust pan, then turned towards the broken glass.

He waved his arms slowly, shooing Houkou away from the broken lamp. Once the pup had scurried away, he turned the broom over and began to sweep.

[bah. crummy.]

[PyroPuppet]

"Fishy fishy?" He said, a large grin spreading over his tiny deformed face. He wobbled around in Zetsu's hand, almost falling over a few times. He wiggled his three spiky tails, making chomping noises with his fleshy 'teeth' on his head. "Omnom fishyyy." He said in a high pitched voice. He clicked his real mouth open and closed a few times, squeezing his golden eyes shut tightly.

[Dojo]

Kaku purred louder as he was placed inside the warm plant-thing on Zetsu's head. He'd never gotten a chance to poke around in here...Now would be a good time! But he didn't want to anger the man, for he might set him back down on the floor with those other nasty Bijuu. So, the badger was content with purring and scanning the surrounding plant with his eyes. He'd occasionally poke around the man's neck with a few of his tails, but not enough for it to annoy him hopefully. Poor guy. having to watch all these childish animals...

At least he was the more mature of them all. The little Kaku pulled a regal pose and sniffed loudly at this thought.

[KyuubiYeah]

He dropped the few peices of paper on the floor infront of him, laying down and chewing on them. By the time the little kitsune has finished knawing his way through the papers, it was in small bits of paper everywhere. Kyuubi stood up, stretching out his limbs before looking around for something to entertain him (Or, for something to chew on). Just then, he saw Itachi with a dustpan and broom.

"OH MY GHEE! DUST PAN!" He screamed in a squeal like voice.

The little fox decided to run at the human, jumping up and biting at the dust pan. He didn't care if it had one of Nekomatas hairballs, or Orochi's venom, all the more to chew on!

[Wolfdog]

[Zetty/Alfred]

Zetsu gave a soft smile, something he only did around young children and the like. In fact, until Susan came around he hadn't been much of one to smile. Well, unless if there was the promise of a meal in something. Then he'd crack a smile. He rubbed the head of the deformed clicking turtle, careful to avoid any sharp teeth. He blocked out all of the loud noise that the fox and wolf demon seemed to be causing. Another trait he had gained after having to care for his own child.

His dark side attempted to grit his teeth, but Zetsu prevented it almost immediately. //Oh hush now. Look on the bright side. Susan has been alive for five wonderful years now, despite his not a very nice person of a father. We obviously make a good enough family all alone. I can't imagine raising the child with an idiot who is better off as sushi, anyway.// There was a sigh that passed his lips, and a nod of his head. //I guess you're right for once.// The sincere smile remained on his face as Zetsu cradled the bijuu in his arm while reaching for the food.

Feeling the tickling sensation of the seven tails occasionally brushing against his neck, Zetsu held back a soft laugh. He couldn't.. laugh in front of his colleagues. That'd most likely ruin his reputation he had going on. And he liked the fact that he was treated with respect, mind you. His darker side glanced over at Kaku, raising an eyebrow. The demon thought he was hot stuff 'cos he was mature, hmm? Oh, how amusing.

Kakuzu watched, left eye twitching. Adjosfkleksjioegjoj. ADSKJHKSHFK. Oh, he just had to go and think 'At least none of them were horribly ripped up', didn't he? DAMN IT ALL. He stood in silence as he watched the wolf and fox demon wreck his working space and his work. Now he could do one of several things. Among these were break down and cry, bash his head against his desk, kill the bijuu and be done with it, and just walk out now. Must.. remember.. anger management classes..

Hissing through his hidden teeth, a string whipped out from his cloak sleeve and one from his collar. One of the strings swiftly grabbed the chair, ceasing the spinning, and the other popped near Houkou's feet. " I'm going to.. take a break before I start killing these damned things. " He said, looking over at the other two. As if they cared, though. Swiftly he picked up his ever-so important papers and his suitcase and quietly exited the room. As soon as he had closed the door, there was a loud crash. This crash was followed by expletives and more crashes and the such.

Zetsu raised an eyebrow, holding back the urge to open the door and look outside of the room. He began breathing through his mouth, avoiding the smell of any blood that might have been shed. All he needed was another moment. Oh, that'd be perfect.

[Dracos]

Two golden green eyes followed the movement of various members in the room, his attention span far too short to remain content on any one of them. The kanines were far too rambucious for his taste, they played too rough and wanted to chew on everything. Now the fox had made a chew toy of the dust pan. An instrument used for cleaning, and typically covered in dust. Lips sneered upwards, twitching at the thought of what may cover that dust pan. Cheeks pressed up towards his eyes, sending a disapproving look in the nine tail's direct. Canines were dirty and that was the end of it.

A soft sigh exhaled through the closing cat's lips. This was becoming increasingly boring. No string, no mouse toy, no scartching post. Both tails began to sway, flicking behind the silky body in one effortless motion. Something needed to happen, Nekomata needed something to chase.

Movement caught the small twin-tail's attention, drawing his gaze from the filthly dust pan and to something behind himself. Tails. Both swaying and teasing at the cat's mind. Yes they were his own tails, and he had seen them many time before. But he still could not resist trying to catch one. Ears twitched back, trying to hear the silence the tails made. Slowly his head lowered, shoulders shifted waiting for the right time to surprise his targets.

He twisted his back, bringing his forepaws around to his rear. Eyes narrowed on his tails as they lay still on the ground. Just as the paws touched down, his hindquarters lifted to allow such a sharp movement. With a disgruntal mrw, Nekomata watched the fluff of his tails disappear before his paws could pin them.

[Wolfdog]

[/i] He thought, turning over. He sniffed once at the floor, then attempted at digging through the floor . The sound of his claws striking across the tile was sharp, shrill, and earpiecing. He jumped up once, then began digging again.[/ul][/size]

[KyuubiYeah]

ALIVE!2DATTEBAYO!)

The little kitsune stopped what he was doing, looking over at the five tailed dog. His long ears twitched and turned to the scraping noise, before reacting to the irritating pitch and folding against his skull. He flailed all nine of his tails out, whining and whimpering loudly at the noise.