Post by Zetty/Alfred on Aug 8, 2007 0:12:26 GMT -5
OoC::
Behold, the first AU board on this forum. -gaspeth- I was planning on making a behind-the-scenes AU roleplay first, but I haven't finished that up yet. So this will come first. And yes, I did use Tobi just slightly in my introduction. Excuse me for doing so.
BiC::
Welcome to the Konohagakure Insane Asylum!
We are a simple mental institute located right across from the Ichiraku Cafe, and to the left of the Mayor's(Tsunade) edifice. Why should you trust us with your mental patient? Simple! We offer these among other things:
- A clean, safe environment.
- Pure white building for those with Chromatophobia.
- Controlled, fun activities for everyone to help pass the time.
- Counseling sessions every week for everyone.
- Visitation hours: 5 am. - 8 pm(we ask that you only come for an hour per day, though)
- Great food.
- Special activities for holidays.
And much more! So stop by today; you won't regret it!
Welcome to Hell in a White Building!
We are a simple satanic building painted pure white, right across from all sorts of buildings that have actual freedom. Why should you trust your insane children in our fine claws? You shouldn't! At all! We offer these among other things:
- A sanitary, hellish environment.
- Pure white walls, painted to hide the blood.
- Activities that are not fun, do not pass time, and are often called slavery.
- Visits to boring workers who like to make you angry so you are put into solitary confinement for a matter of weeks every week.
- Visits from free people who don't really care about you, but come to visit anyway.
- The worst food in the world.
- Extra slavery for holidays
And much, much more! So don't stop by today, you will regret it! Turn away while you still can, you free fool! Run! Ruuun!
Let us compare these two fliers right away. If you can not tell, one is being paid to write theirs. The other person, however, is just doing it for the sake of anyone who is thinking of joining the asylum.
Without further adieu, welcome to living hell!
=x=
Drip, drop. Drip, drop.
That sickening sound of liquid falling. Why wouldn't it stop? It was.. so taunting. Shaking uncontrollably, the man growled. " M-m-make it stop! " He snapped through gritted teeth. His pure, pupil less yellow eyes narrowed in aggravation. Thrashing his head on the padded walls, the man gave a growl. " Zetsu! Time to go! You have a visitor, come on! " Yelled a visitor. The lifeless, angered yellow eyes seemed to glisten for a moment. A visitor? For him? It had been months since someone had visited! Hopping to his two legs, the man rushed to his cell's door. Now was his chance. Time to run. As the guard talked to another in a hushed voice, he started running, shaking in his straitjacket. Quickly he was tackled and thrown against a wall harshly. Slowly his eyes closed as blood dripped from his head. The guard looked at his comrades. " The patients should be more careful. They might just trip like this plant did. " The others nodded in agreement. Oh, yes, he had slipped. No one would be sued now because he had slipped. Lovely.
" Get up! " The guard grunted, kicking the insane man in the side. Zetsu opened his eyes and spat out a glob of blood, wondering exactly where he was at the moment. " I swear to god if you don't get up right now! " Feeling a sharp jab in his left leg, Zetsu growled. He arose, eye brows furrowed. Who the hell did this guy think he was, exactly? Gritting his teeth, he then remembered he couldn't really do anything with his straitjacket on. Sigh. How depressing. " Now, you're keeping your visitor waiting. Are you going to cooperate this time, or do I have to handcuff you and treat you like the homicidal, you lowlife bipolar plant? " Zetsu didn't speak, but his eyes wandered to the ground. Even if he had a visitor, should he show his face like this? His hair wasn't combed, his venus fly trap hadn't been clipped in weeks, and his purple nail polish had all chipped away. " Come on, houseplant. " Zetsu held back a snarl at the horrible nickname, but followed the guard in silence.
" I'm going to let you out of your straitjacket for the time being, but at the first sight of you doing anything remotely wrong I'll put you in solitary confinement for three more weeks without any food. Understand me? " As you see, it seemed that the facility was against its patients. " Uh-huh. " " I swear I'd beat you until you turned pure black if others weren't around. You arrogant little cannibal. " Slowly the man undid the straitjacket, to reveal the simple attire underneath. Refusing to wear anything but a cloak, they had a custom made white cloak for the man. Like that Akatsuki cloak, only pure white. Sighing deeply, his eyes scanned the room. His gaze fixated on an orange mask. Wait. His visitor was Tobi? Ohboy. Wouldn't this be fun? As if he wasn't insane enough, now Tobi was here. At least he didn't have to live with him anymore.
" Zetsu-san! Zeetttsssuu-saaan! " The boy jumped up and down like a hyper child, a large smile hiding behind his orange mask. " Hello Tobi. " Zetsu gave a weak smile, walking towards the friend. " Guess what? Deidara might be coming here to live with you! " A look of sheer horror crossed the black and white man's face. Deidara.. live in the Asylum as well? Oh god no! " W-why? " He studdered, left eye giving a twitch. " He was caught stuffing clay down a cat s throat. The cat exploded! It even rained blood! " Tobi made little hand signals to explain what had happened. Zetsu's eye twitched once more. He couldn't even begin to imagine a cat exploding. Good god have mercy.
" Care to take a walk, Tobi? " Zetsu offered after a moment of listening to the younger male babble on about blood raining from the sky and cats guts. " Sure, Zetsu-san! " He replied in a hyper manner, obviously sugar high. The two then began to walk while Tobi continued to talk about the gruesome details of the cat s rather interesting death.
Behold, the first AU board on this forum. -gaspeth- I was planning on making a behind-the-scenes AU roleplay first, but I haven't finished that up yet. So this will come first. And yes, I did use Tobi just slightly in my introduction. Excuse me for doing so.
BiC::
Welcome to the Konohagakure Insane Asylum!
We are a simple mental institute located right across from the Ichiraku Cafe, and to the left of the Mayor's(Tsunade) edifice. Why should you trust us with your mental patient? Simple! We offer these among other things:
- A clean, safe environment.
- Pure white building for those with Chromatophobia.
- Controlled, fun activities for everyone to help pass the time.
- Counseling sessions every week for everyone.
- Visitation hours: 5 am. - 8 pm(we ask that you only come for an hour per day, though)
- Great food.
- Special activities for holidays.
And much more! So stop by today; you won't regret it!
Welcome to Hell in a White Building!
We are a simple satanic building painted pure white, right across from all sorts of buildings that have actual freedom. Why should you trust your insane children in our fine claws? You shouldn't! At all! We offer these among other things:
- A sanitary, hellish environment.
- Pure white walls, painted to hide the blood.
- Activities that are not fun, do not pass time, and are often called slavery.
- Visits to boring workers who like to make you angry so you are put into solitary confinement for a matter of weeks every week.
- Visits from free people who don't really care about you, but come to visit anyway.
- The worst food in the world.
- Extra slavery for holidays
And much, much more! So don't stop by today, you will regret it! Turn away while you still can, you free fool! Run! Ruuun!
Let us compare these two fliers right away. If you can not tell, one is being paid to write theirs. The other person, however, is just doing it for the sake of anyone who is thinking of joining the asylum.
Without further adieu, welcome to living hell!
=x=
Drip, drop. Drip, drop.
That sickening sound of liquid falling. Why wouldn't it stop? It was.. so taunting. Shaking uncontrollably, the man growled. " M-m-make it stop! " He snapped through gritted teeth. His pure, pupil less yellow eyes narrowed in aggravation. Thrashing his head on the padded walls, the man gave a growl. " Zetsu! Time to go! You have a visitor, come on! " Yelled a visitor. The lifeless, angered yellow eyes seemed to glisten for a moment. A visitor? For him? It had been months since someone had visited! Hopping to his two legs, the man rushed to his cell's door. Now was his chance. Time to run. As the guard talked to another in a hushed voice, he started running, shaking in his straitjacket. Quickly he was tackled and thrown against a wall harshly. Slowly his eyes closed as blood dripped from his head. The guard looked at his comrades. " The patients should be more careful. They might just trip like this plant did. " The others nodded in agreement. Oh, yes, he had slipped. No one would be sued now because he had slipped. Lovely.
" Get up! " The guard grunted, kicking the insane man in the side. Zetsu opened his eyes and spat out a glob of blood, wondering exactly where he was at the moment. " I swear to god if you don't get up right now! " Feeling a sharp jab in his left leg, Zetsu growled. He arose, eye brows furrowed. Who the hell did this guy think he was, exactly? Gritting his teeth, he then remembered he couldn't really do anything with his straitjacket on. Sigh. How depressing. " Now, you're keeping your visitor waiting. Are you going to cooperate this time, or do I have to handcuff you and treat you like the homicidal, you lowlife bipolar plant? " Zetsu didn't speak, but his eyes wandered to the ground. Even if he had a visitor, should he show his face like this? His hair wasn't combed, his venus fly trap hadn't been clipped in weeks, and his purple nail polish had all chipped away. " Come on, houseplant. " Zetsu held back a snarl at the horrible nickname, but followed the guard in silence.
" I'm going to let you out of your straitjacket for the time being, but at the first sight of you doing anything remotely wrong I'll put you in solitary confinement for three more weeks without any food. Understand me? " As you see, it seemed that the facility was against its patients. " Uh-huh. " " I swear I'd beat you until you turned pure black if others weren't around. You arrogant little cannibal. " Slowly the man undid the straitjacket, to reveal the simple attire underneath. Refusing to wear anything but a cloak, they had a custom made white cloak for the man. Like that Akatsuki cloak, only pure white. Sighing deeply, his eyes scanned the room. His gaze fixated on an orange mask. Wait. His visitor was Tobi? Ohboy. Wouldn't this be fun? As if he wasn't insane enough, now Tobi was here. At least he didn't have to live with him anymore.
" Zetsu-san! Zeetttsssuu-saaan! " The boy jumped up and down like a hyper child, a large smile hiding behind his orange mask. " Hello Tobi. " Zetsu gave a weak smile, walking towards the friend. " Guess what? Deidara might be coming here to live with you! " A look of sheer horror crossed the black and white man's face. Deidara.. live in the Asylum as well? Oh god no! " W-why? " He studdered, left eye giving a twitch. " He was caught stuffing clay down a cat s throat. The cat exploded! It even rained blood! " Tobi made little hand signals to explain what had happened. Zetsu's eye twitched once more. He couldn't even begin to imagine a cat exploding. Good god have mercy.
" Care to take a walk, Tobi? " Zetsu offered after a moment of listening to the younger male babble on about blood raining from the sky and cats guts. " Sure, Zetsu-san! " He replied in a hyper manner, obviously sugar high. The two then began to walk while Tobi continued to talk about the gruesome details of the cat s rather interesting death.