Post by Zetty/Alfred on Aug 7, 2007 10:47:46 GMT -5
Placing an ear to the ground, footsteps reached the man's ears. A smirk worked its way upon his face, and as soon as the footsteps stopped he began to wriggle out of the ground. The ninja who had been walking along turned around in sheer horror. What manner of demon was this, he could only wonder as it slowly came to surface. Grabbing a kunai, he held it readily in sheer fright. Slowly the 'plant' opened, revealing the half black, half white man within. The ninja didn't really react, just raised an eyebrow. What the hell? Well, this was a tad.. awkward. The two-toned man stood in silence, thinking over his plan once again. The other ninja was supposedly carrying an important scroll from Konohagakure no Sato to Kusagakure.
Why he was alone? Well, the ninja hadn't noticed he was alone until five minutes ago. A little dense, one would say. Zetsu had taken them out a while back. He wasn't best when it came to battling, 'disposing' of bodies was more his thing. Still, Zetsu could put up one hell of a fight. When serious, Zetsu could be quite fast on his feet, despite his size. He didn't have a large array of special jutsu like some members, and he didn't have a main weapon. When provoked he could be just as dangerous as any other Akatsuki member. Having multiple personalities didn't really help with this; helping him get to an angered state all the faster.
" Do we really have to kill him? Look, he's shaking in fear. "
" Quit your bantering and end his life already. I doubt he'll hand over the scroll without a fight. "
" Oh come on. Do we have to kill every person we come along? "
" Yes. "
" Why? "
" Just be quiet and kill him already. "
There he went, talking to himself again. The other ninja was frozen, rooted to the ground one might say. What in the world was this thing? Then it hit him. The black and red cloak, the scratch through the barely-visible headband. He was from the Akatsuki! But what did he want with him. " What do you want? " He bravely, yet frightenedly spoke out. Looks like someone wasn't listening while Zetsu was talking with himself. Zetsu kept silent. My god. Was this kid really that stupid, or just extremely unobservant? Shaking his head, he decided to go ahead and get this over with already. He /had/ killed the rest of the boy's team, why stall like this? It seemed that Zetsu had quite the soft side to him. He couldn't bare to kill anything that shook like a frightened puppy. Yet, he had another side that wanted to do nothing but /kick/ puppies.
The ninja re-voiced his question, only to have it fall upon deafened ears. Shrugging his shoulders he turned and began to walk away. How naive.
" How did this dunce even become a ninja? "
" I.. have no clue. "
" Well, he /is/ from Konoha. "
" Good point. "
" Hurry and end his life. This world doesn't need a mentally retarded ninja roaming around. Think of the dangers! "
Zetsu sighed, rolling his eyes. Grabbing a kunai from a pouch that he kept well hidden, he charged forwards silently. The child didn't even react, hell, the kid began to hum loudly in an off-pitch tune. Zetsu forced the kunai into the boy's back, making him scream in pain. His darker side smirked, while his softer side frowned. God, he hated doing this to such an innocent kid. The sad excuse of a ninja didn't even fight back, but rather allowed Zetsu to forcefully turn him around and stab a kunai into his chest. Zetsu winced at how... helpless the boy seemed. As the child's gasps for air weakened and his eyes turned dull, Zetsu slowly let go of the bloody body, letting it fall to the dirt with a thud.
" Nice to see he was as stupid as he seemed. "
The softer, 'white' Zetsu merely gave a sigh, crouching down and searching for the scroll. He found it and raised an eyebrow. There was no seal on it? Well, this was Konohagakure no Sato here. Of course there was no seal.
" Alright, now let's eat him. "
" No, not this one. Plus, we ate his team mates. "
" Are you stupid? Eat hiiimmm. "
" I said no! Now shut up about it! "
Well, he had snapped. Even though it was extremely rare, Zetsu got mad with himself sometimes.
" Fine, whatever you say. God, someone forgot to take their happy pills this morning. "
" Someone forgot to take their shut the hell up this morning. "
" Oh, don't talk about yourself so much. It's vain. "
" Vain? At least I don't have a large ego. "
" Pfft. Right. You're the one with the large ego here. "
" If your ego was any larger the tea country would be jealous. "
" Touché. "
Why he was alone? Well, the ninja hadn't noticed he was alone until five minutes ago. A little dense, one would say. Zetsu had taken them out a while back. He wasn't best when it came to battling, 'disposing' of bodies was more his thing. Still, Zetsu could put up one hell of a fight. When serious, Zetsu could be quite fast on his feet, despite his size. He didn't have a large array of special jutsu like some members, and he didn't have a main weapon. When provoked he could be just as dangerous as any other Akatsuki member. Having multiple personalities didn't really help with this; helping him get to an angered state all the faster.
" Do we really have to kill him? Look, he's shaking in fear. "
" Quit your bantering and end his life already. I doubt he'll hand over the scroll without a fight. "
" Oh come on. Do we have to kill every person we come along? "
" Yes. "
" Why? "
" Just be quiet and kill him already. "
There he went, talking to himself again. The other ninja was frozen, rooted to the ground one might say. What in the world was this thing? Then it hit him. The black and red cloak, the scratch through the barely-visible headband. He was from the Akatsuki! But what did he want with him. " What do you want? " He bravely, yet frightenedly spoke out. Looks like someone wasn't listening while Zetsu was talking with himself. Zetsu kept silent. My god. Was this kid really that stupid, or just extremely unobservant? Shaking his head, he decided to go ahead and get this over with already. He /had/ killed the rest of the boy's team, why stall like this? It seemed that Zetsu had quite the soft side to him. He couldn't bare to kill anything that shook like a frightened puppy. Yet, he had another side that wanted to do nothing but /kick/ puppies.
The ninja re-voiced his question, only to have it fall upon deafened ears. Shrugging his shoulders he turned and began to walk away. How naive.
" How did this dunce even become a ninja? "
" I.. have no clue. "
" Well, he /is/ from Konoha. "
" Good point. "
" Hurry and end his life. This world doesn't need a mentally retarded ninja roaming around. Think of the dangers! "
Zetsu sighed, rolling his eyes. Grabbing a kunai from a pouch that he kept well hidden, he charged forwards silently. The child didn't even react, hell, the kid began to hum loudly in an off-pitch tune. Zetsu forced the kunai into the boy's back, making him scream in pain. His darker side smirked, while his softer side frowned. God, he hated doing this to such an innocent kid. The sad excuse of a ninja didn't even fight back, but rather allowed Zetsu to forcefully turn him around and stab a kunai into his chest. Zetsu winced at how... helpless the boy seemed. As the child's gasps for air weakened and his eyes turned dull, Zetsu slowly let go of the bloody body, letting it fall to the dirt with a thud.
" Nice to see he was as stupid as he seemed. "
The softer, 'white' Zetsu merely gave a sigh, crouching down and searching for the scroll. He found it and raised an eyebrow. There was no seal on it? Well, this was Konohagakure no Sato here. Of course there was no seal.
" Alright, now let's eat him. "
" No, not this one. Plus, we ate his team mates. "
" Are you stupid? Eat hiiimmm. "
" I said no! Now shut up about it! "
Well, he had snapped. Even though it was extremely rare, Zetsu got mad with himself sometimes.
" Fine, whatever you say. God, someone forgot to take their happy pills this morning. "
" Someone forgot to take their shut the hell up this morning. "
" Oh, don't talk about yourself so much. It's vain. "
" Vain? At least I don't have a large ego. "
" Pfft. Right. You're the one with the large ego here. "
" If your ego was any larger the tea country would be jealous. "
" Touché. "
